Micheal Avenatti has been charged with stealing $300,000 from his former client Stormy Daniels and “stealing her identity”.
- If I was gonna steal someone’s identity, I don’t think I’d pick someone who’d give me an STD.
A survey found that parents think young children should start focusing on their career choice by the age of five.
- I agree! By the time I was five I had already definitely decided I was going to become either Batman or a Bus Driver.
F-BER Hot Classical Arcade Video Game 60 in 1 PCB Jamma Board CGA VGA Output for Jamma Arcade Cabinet AC708 w BoxKTYXGKL Car Model Car 1 18 Dodge Challenger Simulation Alloy Die-Casting Toy Jewelry Sports Car Collection Jewelry 23.6x10x7.5CM Model car.
A 44 year old man in China woke up after a night of heavy drinking to find that his, um, well, you know, had been severed.
- Note to Guys: Pay attention the next time your bartender says she’s going to “Cut you off”.
- He never should have agreed to that game of “Strip Bobbitt”.
Cotton Nordic Style Printing Quilted Non-Slip Sofa Mat Cover Decorative Couch Cover Corner Towel for Living Room 1 PC color 7, 110x160cm2018 New 100% Cotton Sofa mats for Couch Sofa Decor Home Textile Solid Sofa Towel slipcovers Slip-Resistant Sofa Cover Towel dec 15, 70mul210cm.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says that growing “Cauliflower” is a sign of “Colonialism” and people should grow vegetables that represent their cultural heritage.
- Here’s an idea… How about growing vegetables that you actually like to eat???
Science Museum - Propeller EnginesJerod Mayo OYO NFL New England Patriots G2 Series 4 Super Bowl XLIX Champions Mini Figure Limited Edition by OYO.
First they told us not to French Kiss COWS, now the Centers for Disease Control is warning people not to “kiss or snuggle” CHICKENS after an outbreak of salmonella sickened 52 people in multiple states.
- Oh sure… Kissing Chickens is always fun until somebody gets food poisoning.
- And just like that I have to change my Memorial Day Weekend plans.
- Multiple states, huh? Apparently “Poultry Snuggling” is more popular than I thought.
Copic Ciao Marker Pen 36 Colour Set ATransformers Animated Bumper Battler Lockdown.
Kim Kardashian alerted her nearly 61 million Twitter followers to the fact that she had “a serious complaint” with the Jack in the Box hamburger chain.
- I’m bettin’ it had something to do with the buns being too small.
Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess 12 GanondorfClean up your box playing Thomas.
The 2019 World Beard and Mustache Championships are underway in Belgium with male categories for best mustache, partial beard and full beard. They’re also handing out prizes to women for best “Artificial Facial Hair”.
- Then there’s the “Bruce Jenner Award” which goes to the Woman with the best REAL facial hair.
Free Shipping 1 Set MA AR S2 MS FM Chassis Modification Spare Parts Set Kit 2017 J-Cup Version for Tamiya Mini 4WD RC Car Model S2 BlackClassic Striped Pattern Rectangle Shaped Bolster Cushion For Pets (Material Cotton, color Brown) (Large (89 cm W)).
Have a Happy & Safe Memorial Day Weekend and I’ll see you back here on Monday!