Micheal Avenatti has been charged with stealing $300,000 from his former client Stormy Daniels and “stealing her identity”.
- If I was gonna steal someone’s identity, I don’t think I’d pick someone who’d give me an STD.
Marvel Avengers Assemble Sky Attack Falcon 3.75-Inch FigureElvis Presley 1968 Comeback Special - Mcfarlane.
A survey found that parents think young children should start focusing on their career choice by the age of five.
- I agree! By the time I was five I had already definitely decided I was going to become either Batman or a Bus Driver.
Mattel WWE Wrestling Legends Exclsuive Hall of Fame Action Figure Sgt. SlaughterMertens 91008 Parred Toy (Large).
A 44 year old man in China woke up after a night of heavy drinking to find that his, um, well, you know, had been severed.
- Note to Guys: Pay attention the next time your bartender says she’s going to “Cut you off”.
- He never should have agreed to that game of “Strip Bobbitt”.
Medicos JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2--Battle Tendency Cars Super Action StatueGeneric 50Pcs KF216 Building Blocks Candyman Jeepers Creepers Hockey Mask Jason Exorcist The Horror Theme Movie Model DIY Toys Kids Gift KF132 50Pcs.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says that growing “Cauliflower” is a sign of “Colonialism” and people should grow vegetables that represent their cultural heritage.
- Here’s an idea… How about growing vegetables that you actually like to eat???
MARCH march gotthardBag Multicolour WhiteHarry Potter - Official Slytherin House School Sweater.
First they told us not to French Kiss COWS, now the Centers for Disease Control is warning people not to “kiss or snuggle” CHICKENS after an outbreak of salmonella sickened 52 people in multiple states.
- Oh sure… Kissing Chickens is always fun until somebody gets food poisoning.
- And just like that I have to change my Memorial Day Weekend plans.
- Multiple states, huh? Apparently “Poultry Snuggling” is more popular than I thought.
Original Realacc RHCP Super Mini UXII Stubby 5.8GHz 1.6dBi Antenna for TX RX Fatshark Goggles Spare Part RC Models Quadcopter 5PC SMA MaleRobart 618 Mains Top Flite AT-6, 618.
Kim Kardashian alerted her nearly 61 million Twitter followers to the fact that she had “a serious complaint” with the Jack in the Box hamburger chain.
- I’m bettin’ it had something to do with the buns being too small.
High Quality 1447 Electric Nylon Propeller Blade CW CCW for RC FPV Quadcopter RC Racing Drone Frame Spare Parts DIY 20 PairSwarovski Crystals 5108579 Round Stones 1028 PP 3 SIAM F, 1440 Pieces.
The 2019 World Beard and Mustache Championships are underway in Belgium with male categories for best mustache, partial beard and full beard. They’re also handing out prizes to women for best “Artificial Facial Hair”.
- Then there’s the “Bruce Jenner Award” which goes to the Woman with the best REAL facial hair.
Toy Toy Statue Toy Model Cartoon Character Gift Crafts Birthday Gift 18CM QYSZYGStudio Ghibli Princess Mononoke Sannoru Music Box.
Have a Happy & Safe Memorial Day Weekend and I’ll see you back here on Monday!